October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
2 posts
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
15 posts
“When there’s nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.”
“For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...”
– Albert Camus (via saradoxical)
September 2010
1 post
You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a...
July 2010
9 posts
And That's When We Knew it Was in the Bag →
Trivial Names
Here is a list of my favorite team names as of recent.*
“BP’s sponsoring Disney’s next film. It’s titled ‘Try Finding Nemo Now’”
“Helen Keller vs. Traffic”
“Twilight: A girl’s choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia”
“Oh the Huge Manatee”
“Clever Team Name Here”
* Back-story- I host trivia at...
March 2010
6 posts
Magic Eyes!
The Taste of the Interwebs... If You Use the Word...
Me: How does the laptop taste?
Maggie (my dog): Like boredom and social inadequacy.
Me: Love you too…
Maggie: Watch the tone…I know where you put your new heels.
Down with the Sickness
So I’ve been home sick the past two days, and you’d be surprised what all you’ll do to stay entertained. I do have cable, so there’s that… but once you reach hour 40 or something, you just can’t seem to stomach anymore CSI New York, or Las Vegas, or Osh Kosh. Really. You can only see the same person taking off their glasses slowly or putting them back on while...